Albertsons!! I made $5!!

Kraft is running a promotion right now where you get get a $20 MIR and $5 Catalina good toward next Albertson's purchase when you spend $25 in selected Kraft product. See a list here. Spend $25 before coupons and tax to get MIR and Catalina to print at register.

I got 8 great products and had $6 in MCs, so I made $5 after tax!!

Again, if you don't have a coupon stockpile, you can print some on coupons.com, such as the California Pizza Kitchen $1/1 MC. Any coupon you have makes you that amount in profit!!

Albertsons!! Cheap after catalina!!

Buy $30 of selected products, get $15 off next shopping trip. Look on the back page of the ad that runs until Tuesday to see which qualify. Get your total to $30 before tax and coupons, then 3 - $5 catalinas will print off at register.
If you don't already have a coupon stock pile, there are quite a few online coupons you can print on coupons.com:

All detergent - 2 for $7 (use $1/1 MC) (this one didn't come up for me, but the coupons change)
Betty crocker cake mix- $1 (use $.50/2 MC)
Betty crocker brownies - 2 for $4 (use $.75/2)
Chex mix - 3 for $5 (Use $.50/1 MC)
Yoplus - 2 for $5 (use $1/1 MC)
Honey Nut Cheerios - 2 for $4 (use $1/2 MC)
BC Fruit rollups - 2 for $4 (use $.50/2 MC)
...and more
You can print up to two coupons per computer. You do not have to buy 2 to get the 2 for $5 price, etc., so mix and match as you please.

If you bought 2 of each of these, and one more $1 item -your total comes to $30.33. Your coupon total is $8.25, so you pay $22.08 plus tax - then you will get $15 back to spend at Albertson's, so your out of pocket cost is $7.08 plus tax.

Staples make $13

If you have $300 you can part with today, you can get buy Quickbooks cash register for $299 with a $299 MIR on Staples.com. You will need to buy a coupon code for $30 off $150 on ejunkie.com for about $1.15. This coupon will pay for your tax and make you a profit of about $13. You can then turn around and sell it on ebay for about $20.